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100% of the people who read this will die. What happens between now and then is up to you. Cherish every day, don’t waste a second of it.
Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others and you will live again. -Bob Marley
Life is simple but very complex.
The most important thing for a young man is to establish a credit – John D. Rockefeller
What happens between us,should stay between us.
Hey! Trust me , you lose nothing when you lose fake friend.
You know what? Music and your eyes always change my mind.
With consistent effort, and the courage to take a risk, we can gradually build self-confidence.
It hurts when you have someone in your heart but you can’t have them in your arms.
Be thankful for today, because in one second, your entire life could change.
Is there a place for the helpless sinner, who has hurt all mankind just to save his own?
Always stay true to who you are.
Even while suffering from emotional stress, intelligent men and women have the ability to wear a smile through it all.People get mad when you treat them how they treat you.
100% of the people who read this will die. What happens between now and then is up to you. Cherish every day, don’t waste a second of it.
“People don’t resist change. They resist being changed!” – Peter Senge
Be weird. Be happy. Be grateful. Be positive. Be open minded.
A truly righteous man favors love and empathy over ego and self.
Honestly life is pretty crazy, you never know what could happen in the next minute day or year, you just have to live it without any regrets.
Finding someone on the same level as you is so hard these days… But once you find them, you just know.
When things seem like they’re going bad, just remember, God gives his hardest battles to his toughest soldiers. Stay strong.
A real woman can do it on her own, but a real man won’t let her.
The expiration date on water bottles is for the bottle, not the water.
You can have confidence without being cocky.
Self improvement should be a daily goal..
Success is the only option.
It takes one minute to make someone’s day and one word to destroy someone’s life.
We live in a generation where ‘Deleting History’ is more important than ‘Creating History’.
My mother teach me everything except how to live without her.
Work hard, stay humble, dream big.
I love my mom no matter what goes through, no matter how much we argue, because I know, at the end, she’ll always gonna be there.
An ugly personality destroys a beautiful face.
Be strong, things will get better.
I’d rather lose an argument than lose you over an argument.
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
Bitches be like “bitches be like” but they be the bitches that be like.
Without confidence you can do little. With it, can do anything! Build it by acting as though you had it.
Business is really more agreeable than pleasure; it interests the whole mind.
The two most important days in your life, are they day when you were born and the day you found out why.
People with more friends have bigger brains.
Life is half spent before we know what it is.-George Herbert
Hope is seeing the glass half full and then having faith that He who made the glass will fill it again when you need it.
Everything happens for a reason.
My days are always backwards…I wake up exhausted and I go to bed wide awake.
When a girl changes in front of you: A) She is really interested in you B) You’re level 99 friend zoned C) She’s pretty sure you’re gay.
Tweets are like miniskirts; Short enough to pertain interest but long enough to cover the subject.
BEST PICK UP LINE: Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me.
We all have that one look we give to our friends when someone hots walks by.
Remember…it’s just a bad day NOT a bad life!!!
Woke up early..got all prettied up for work…got in the car…and the car won’t start…good freakin morning!
Life is too sweet not to take a bite out of it!
When you’re good at something, you’ll tell everyone. When you’re great at something, they’ll tell you.
“When you treat people poorly don’t expect anyone to be there for you, even in your time of need”
Overthinking killed my happiness. Insecurities killed my self-esteem. Lies killed my trust.

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